Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
“I realize I may be a high-functioning sociopath, but I do have … feelings. Do you have feelings, John?”
Benedict Cumberbatch put his hand on John Green’s shoulder. John Green gripped the wheel and steered the submarine around a treasure chest on the sea floor.
“Nope,” John Green said.
“I think you’re lying. I’ve been watching you, remember? You are made of feelings. You cried whilst reading the Staples catalog.”
“Look, I just think it’s nice that people put so much thought into office supplies.”
“John, John…” Benedict Cumberbatch was at his most Cumberbatchly. His cheekbones glinted in the sealight. “Don’t deny your feelings.”
He leaned in closer…
IT IS COMING.
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen!
logic at its finest
This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.
Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail
BOOM goes the dynamite
Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.
STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?
Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.
I swear people don’t even think this stuff out.
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive.
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?
I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!
there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded.
just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000